I have been inundated, not to mention, swamped, with requests for further editions to be made here. Now I know that there are those amongst you out there who are frowning at the screen right this very minute. I understand your concerns, and I rush to allay those fears immediately. NO! I am not hearing 'those' voices again...The meds have been double dosed since the flashing white coats found my hidden unswallowed cache. So, the 'voices' who often times send messages to me have for now at least, gone on vacation.
My understanding actually, although I have to confess that the last exam by the psych was somewhat blurred, is that the voices have in fact, been transcendatalised (see, the meds do work, I typed that in one go!). For those investigative readers I should clarify...the voices have been sent away.. their forwarding address can be found here.
Its sad, neigh, distressing, to read the ramblings of a once revered and respected,if not often 'looked upto', IT specialist. His visit the other day, in tandem with the matriarch, was a minor celebration of his birthday. Mrs Teapotmeister had "known he was coming and so baked a cake!" The reference to bikini atoll that he made was I have to admit, in no small way, my idea.The secret as to the fashioning of said shape however, has to remain a secret.
The matriarch was so lovingly impressed of her off-spring that she felt it necessary to examine the inside of her eyelids for dustful remnants for some time.
Breaking news has reached the infirmary today..though the information was passed via 3rd parties, I have confirmed ....Our beloved and learned correspondent, wifeinthenorth has reached out to the masses in the capital. She has made contact with many readers who have taken to her publishings and I offer my heartiest congrats but offer a very sincere word of warning. Be wary of the references to one's childrens tribulations, for the newly concentrated minds will be asking, "Did you involve me in the pleasure? Then dont involve me in the pain". It is a fact that not all of our esteemed readers have indulged in off-spring rearing, and some who have have often times wondered, " A moments pleasure for a lifetime of misery, and who can remember the pleasure?".
The kindly attendant has brought me a fresh pair of hand coverings so that I can prepare for Mrs. tpm's visit around 5.20pm. So for now my inquisitive and oh so loyal followers, I must bid you a farewell. Before being dragged away into the darkened and dimly lit areas away from public consumptions, I want to express my thanks for all of his work in 2007, to Peloponezian. True, there have been times when his work rate was equally as lethargic as the current Ashes tour, but he has perservered and refused to be beaten by technological advances. There have been times too, when his meds have been ineffective, he has suffered muchly but never sought sympathy. Probably as well really, given his element of freedom is greater than those of us under the sphere of those gleaming white coats. So, if I werent manicled, I would stand and lead the group in a chorus of "For he's a jolly good fellow".
Ho humm....so glad I'm a teapot..!
4 comments:
tpm, you are a lickle gem. Thankyou for your kind wishes, but Simon Cowell says don't give up your daytime job. "you hum it son I'll play it" oh no they're not the white coats are they? Can't make a monkey out of you can I?
(Wouldn't be any glory in that would there, just joshing.)
It has been a sad day today, my birthday cake, Iced banana courtesy of mrs. tpm is no more, alas. I am now at a loss as to what to scoff while I dance across the keys. Admittedly the sticky gooey gummy luvly icing did cause a marked slowing of my usually dexterous tapping, but hey it was finger licking good. Thanks to mrs. tpm it was a truly magnificent effort and exceedingly enjoyable, but where was my middle?
The atoll design was supposed to be original but I have heard two stories as to its creation. Please enlighten our readers as to which was the correct version. (Best get that flag for content verging on the objectionable ready just in case.) I will await my next visit to the gteat tea hall with some anticipation at meeting Victoria. Luuv to Mr and mtrs tpm xx
I can taste a Victoria Sponge coming on can you mrs. tpm ??? well can you ??oh goodddeee!
Dear tpm get your images sorted, slovenly work on this site! Check some of your links to see how it should be done. Unless your teapot made of glass its disappeared. Raided by the scousers no doubt.
Tell me tpm is it a blend of Indian tea that you prefer to mash in your very proud pot?
Eh Lad! how much for the hidden cache?? ick! Meet you under the statue at 8, cheers mate.
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